one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will
do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass
AU: When Louis and Harry came out together they received an overwhelming amount of support. But not everyone was very happy for them. Beyonce had developed an obsession with Harry and was not happy to see him in a relationship in which she was not his wife. She stalked them for weeks, plotting… But when she saw Harry fliritng with Louis over Twitter she had enough. She followed Louis to his soccer game and shot him.